Praise The Colorectal Surgeon

A friend of mine sent me this and being a nurse I find it hilarious...just wanted to share! It is a song by Bowser and Blue, it's much funnier when it is sung, but I dont know how to add a sound clip??

"We praise the colorectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine.

Respect the Colorectal Surgeon
Its a calling few would crave
Lift up your hands and join us
Lets all do the finger wave!

When it comes to spreading joy
There are many techniques
Some spread joy to the world
And others just spread cheeks!

Some may think the cardiologist
Is their best friend
But the Colorectal Surgeon knows
He'll get you in the end!

Why a Colorectal Surgeon
Its one of those mysterious things
Is it because in that profession
There are always openings?

When I first met a Colorectal Surgeon
He did not quite understand
I said "Hey its nice to meet you"
But do you mind we dont shake hands?

He sailed right through medical school
Because he was a whizz
But he never thought of psychology
Though he read passages

A doctor he wanted to be
For golf he loved to play
But this is not quite what he meant
by 18 holes a day!

Praise the Colorectal Surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine!